Founding member of the Cult of Nintendo Thumb. Published online for over 10 years. Still not famous.
Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always loved wrestling. My introduction to wrestling video games came back in 1991, when my parents – sick of seeing me piledrive the family cat – decided to pick me up a copy of WrestleMania for the Amstrad CPC 464. Fast forward […]
When a hero passes away it never fails to hurt. Tonight it hurt just that little bit more. If you haven’t heard the news, iconic Marvel Comics creator, Stan Lee, has passed away aged 95. Lee – who was born Stanley Lieber back on December 28th, 1922 – […]
Movember is upon us. It’s the time of year where throngs of barely-pubescent chaps throw their razors in the bin and celebrate the wonderfulness of having a hairy face, all in the name of finding a cure for cancer. With a name like Two Beard Gaming, it should come […]
It’s a special day in the Two Beard Gaming calendar today. Today marks 65 years since our dear friend Jeff Goldblum landed on Earth from his home in the cosmos, to embark on a mission of enlightenment and hope that has enriched all of our lives for so many years. […]
This weekend Michael Myers returns to his old stomping ground of Haddonfield to face off one more time with his on-again-off-again sister Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) in the long-awaited follow-up to 1978’s Halloween movie. To celebrate, an official retro video game has been released called Escape Michael Myers, in […]
Halloween is upon us once again. And while our ghoulish friends will be sitting at home watching their favourite horror movies, the rest of us will be revisiting our favourite scary video games. Well, mostly. Some video games, it seems, were more fart than fright, shamelessly crawling back […]
If you’re a gamer worth your salt, then your love affair with video games probably started at the arcade. For hours and hours of your childhood, you spent your time hunched over the latest titles, inserting coins like it was going out of fashion. But which games were […]
April 23rd, 2018 was a dark day for horror fans all over the world as Bruce Campbell announced he was going to lay his Ash Williams character to rest for good, formally announcing his retirement from the Evil Dead franchise. But like any good celebrity retirement, this one looks like […]
Today is Friday the 13th. And on this day, Jason Voorhees, the hockey mask-wearing zombie from Camp Crystal Lake, rises from the grave and exacts his freaky revenge on those he feels are responsible for the beheading of his precious mummy. Over the years, Jason has murdered, mutilated […]
When I was a kid, several hundred years ago, I always wanted to be a cowboy. OK, so that isn’t strictly true, I also wanted to be a Ghostbuster and a WWF (not E) wrestler. But, as time went by, I realised I was neither the intellectual equal […]
