That’s What She Said: An ‘Office’ Quotes Quiz

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If you’ve never watched The Office then you’re missing out on one of the funniest TV shows of all-time. Just ask any Office super-fan, they’ll be more than happy to tell you. In fact, The Office is one of the most quotable, meme-worthy sitcoms ever created.

But how well do you know your favourite one-liners? Take our quick quotes quiz and find out.



"What do I do? Really, what do I do here? I should have written it down. Qua-something. Qua ... Quar ... Qua ... Qual ... Quar ... Quabity. Quabity ashuitz. No, no,no,no, but I'm getting close"

The Office Quiz Kevin and Creed
Correct! Wrong!

"You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?"

The Office Quiz Dwight and Gabe
Correct! Wrong!

“I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get and go sit in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch was paid for. That is the life.”

The Office Quiz Packer
Correct! Wrong!

“Why are all these people here? There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”

The Office Quiz Robert California
Correct! Wrong!

“I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid.”

The Office Quiz Michael and David
Correct! Wrong!

“’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk’”

The Office Quiz Kevin and Andy
Correct! Wrong!

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”

The Office Quiz Michael Scott Prison Mike
Correct! Wrong!

"The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.”

The Office Quiz Meredith Kevin Michael
Correct! Wrong!

“I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport.”

The Office Dwight Creed Andy
Correct! Wrong!

"Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn."

The Office Quiz Holly
Correct! Wrong!

That's What She Said: An 'Office' Quote Quiz

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